Top Definition
To bludgeon ones fiancee with a large sturgeon whilst holidaying in Crete whilst attempting to solicit sex with an empty house.

Used more broadly to describe a wide variety of surreal domestic abuses. Verb

Originated in Hitchin Hertfordshire
"I cant believe you Ryan Moored that poor girl, you terrible excuse for a man"


"you made a hole with that Ryan Moore"

"condoms are for pussies, I have a crisp packet"
by Mishto47 October 03, 2013
Ryan Moore is someone that can not see his penis because of the overload of fat on his body and has issues with life and is crazy on xbox.
Ryan Moore
by PennyWhiting August 30, 2014
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