The act of whacking someone in the eye with your penis after anally fornicating then kick them in the shin so they hobble around and squint like a pirate.
Dick gave Jane a Rusty Pirate after she told him how much she enjoyed Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Caribbean.
by 'lil Dan May 09, 2006
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A Rusty Pirate is when your bangin your girl doggy style and right before you bust you pull out and shove it in her ass! then you yell "ARrrrrRRR! me love some Boooty!!!"
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by The Cisco Kid MM December 24, 2007