Top Definition
An aged but well maintained car, generally from the 1980s, that has been bought cheaply and lovingly restored to its former glory. Rusty Monkeys are typically bought cheaply (for less than £500) and restored to take part in charitable events, races, meetings or just for the fun of it.
Typical and popular Rusty Monkeys include the Audi Quattro, the old-style Ford Escort, the Ford Scorpio, the Trans Am and the original police Panda cars like the Ford Anglia.
#rusty monkey #old car #charity #engine lovers #car enthusiast
by bravebrian November 18, 2010
Drinking down a forty ounce alcoholic beverage to a desired level (typically the bottom of the cone), then topping off your forty with Mad Dog 20/20. The same concept as a brass monkey, but a lot more disgusting.
Jose: That beezy was on my dick last night!

Juan: Well no wonder, she had herself a rusty monkey
#brass monkey #steel reserve #olde english #mad dog #rusty trombone
by grady hernandez October 13, 2012
While in the act of receiving a blow job, the man sharts in the females face. Spray poo might be involved
Example: "I was totally getting some head and I gave this chick a rusty monkey... Sharted right in her face"
#blow job #shart #poo #bj #face
by oops I pooped February 25, 2010
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