When a man takes a large amount of Crisco and lathers his hands. Next he inserts both hands into a woman's vagina or anus. This is a Russian hand warmer!
1. "Dude, last night I gave this girl the best Russian hand warmer!"
"Bro, I'll bet it was tight!"
"Not as much as you'd think.."
"Bro, I'll bet it was tight!"
"Not as much as you'd think.."
by Rockin'ItAllNight:P February 28, 2012
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