| 1. | Rules of Fight Club | ||
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1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB. 3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over. 4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight. 5th RULE: One fight at a time. 6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes. 7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to. 8th RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight. Example 1)
Joe: Have you Ever heard of fight club? Ben: Rule #1 Bitch. Example 2) Joe: Have you Ever heard of fight club? Ben: Rule #2 Bitch. Example 3) Jack: RULE 3! RULE 3! Paul: WHAT!? I don't understand you! Jack: STOP! Paul: And that is how we learn. Example 4) Jacob & Bob: We are gonna kick your ass Ned! Tyler: RULE 4! Example 5) Jim & Robert: Can we fight also? Tyler: RULE 5! Example 6) John: Wanna know how this place isn't like a store? Sal: How? John: Rule 6 Example 7) Caleb: How long do these fights go on for? Tyler: Rule #7! Does anybody listen to me?!?! Example 8) Tyler: Who else's first night is this? Crowd: Why are you asking? Tyler: RULE 8! Fuck this I am starting Project: Mayhem! These are the Rules of Fight Club |
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