Kid 1: THE BENDY RULER KEEPS TROLLING MUFFIN RACIST BOY HALO AGAIN!!!
Kid 2: Oh! It’s because he’s in love with him remember?
Kid 3: So true
by 14 y/o ping spoofer May 30, 2022
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A device used for measuring, but more efficient at refracting light into your classmate's eyes.
Man, Bob was being so annoying in math class. He was using the ruler to shine light in my eyes.
by Sadistic guy November 12, 2021
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the most powerful weapon known to man
common in classrooms, but do not mistake them for mere measurement takers.
hey look at this ruler i have
look at this rule i have too
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*cling clang cling clang*
by anonymousasshat January 19, 2021
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Long measure thing. Tend to be used to measure stuff

Its hard plastic with numbers on it
ruler is how to measure your absolute microscopic cock
also To measure your big ass forehead
by leomhm February 7, 2023
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An abbreviation of "To get out the ruler and compare dicks," the phrase "getting out the ruler" or "to get out the ruler" means to size up one's accomplishments with another's, or to one-up them.
I ran two miles in under 15 minutes yesterday!
Well, not to get out the ruler, but I ran two miles in under 13 minutes a few weeks ago.
by Lumacurve June 4, 2018
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The act of countering any statement that would be as near as breaking the rules. Scared to take a risk, and a partypooper.
John - Hey bro, the bars empty, maybe if you want, we can sneek in to get a-

James - No that would be against the rules, what if we get caught? We would go to jail, I don't want to spend my days in guantomeno! I just got accepted to med school, I have so much to live for. My parents always told me to follow the rules, and that would make me famous one day. It is forbidden for us to do anything remotely against the rules.

John - Wow, what a ruler drooler
by Getf3d July 12, 2013
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1. A ruler used for drawing graphs
2. An object that can be shoved inside a hole
Person 1: I dumped my gf
Person 2: why
Person 1: she shoved a bendable ruler in her ass
by alvinkanglikesdicks March 2, 2023
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