Rule 71

Zombies always win. no exceptions

Guy1: dude i bet i can beat the zombies on infection on reach.
Guy2: Rule 71
Guy1: Ha. Watch me brake the rule
*after 5 hours of playing infection*
Guy1: dude i've played every map at least 5 times....
Guy2:did you win?
Guy1:no

Rule 71 by Zombies_Win November 24, 2010

rule 2.71 

If the situation is bad, it could be exponentially worse.

- Dude I slept with my cousin
- Don't worry about it, rule 2.71

rule 2.71 by blue hawwk July 20, 2021

Rule 7106 

Guys are Guys

Girls are Guys

and Children are Federal Agents

Roger: Yesterday on a forum this girl told me I was really cool! Right after I let her borrow my social security number. She needed it for something...

Jim: Rule 7106......and you're a dumb ass

Rule 7106 by Robert N. Weave July 6, 2010

rule 712

Don't over think it.

Wolf wrote me a letter in code, I was like Rule 712

rule 712 by Wolfconn November 6, 2011