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You can not touch MC Hammer.

There are no exceptions to this rule.
Guy 1: Hey I'm gonna go touch MC Hammer
Guy 2: It's a waste of time, Rule 95
by BurningPandama March 07, 2011
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rule 95 of the internet: when talking, chatting online, or writing in a forum, rule 95 must be told to someone who is being quote: "a total dick". Otherwise known as another version of "Shut The Fuck Up"
Anon 1: "dude did you see last night's family guy?"

Anon 2: "I can't believe you watch that show, you're a fucking loser nerd"

Anon 1: "Rule 95 douchebag"
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