a euphemism for a restaurant or some sort of eating establishment that is non-descript
Let's go to that Ruben's down the street tonight for dinner; Ya know, the one with the family sports pub?
by Pierskin November 30, 2006
A bad ass person who pimps on fine girls
I am a cool person like ruben
by Ruben Moreno September 16, 2004
a sexy and sensitive guy. can be extremely emotional. never shy and always ready to make a new friend wherever he goes. girls are easily attracted to rubens but they know not to play with they hearts. and when he finds the right girl he tends be VERY protective over her.
ruben: sexy ass mexican
by shadowkitten February 04, 2010
very awesome hilarious down to earth loves only 1 girl always n' forever
ruben loves his chula
by pimp89 April 12, 2009
He is out of this world . . . unreal in all he does , he stands out to the unique, he dedicates him self to everyone. hes loving hes caring , hes real ! hes hardheaded hes arrogant but hes fair. he knows how to treat a female, does not let his dick get the best of him. smart , athlete, usually spanish ! great in bed ! usually multi talented ! he's dedicated to what he loves, he does not turn his back on people. but he can be the biggest asshole !
You seem like a ruben !
by NYC ! October 13, 2011
A particularly hot guy. Some assume he is gay but pray he isnt because they get boners when they think of him or see him and they ALL want to fuck him.
I want to fuck ruben once, then fuck choc. chip cookies or butterfly kisses.
by wannabe ruben fucker December 20, 2004
Usually a Mexican male who uses his hairy beard to suduce women for anal... if this does not work he then preforms soccer techniques and begins to juggle a ball... and then asks the girl to juggles his :P
if she doesn't fall for u pull a ruben.
by rubentj April 21, 2008