replace ''rubber ducky'' with name of your choice, and its a sex song
Rubber Ducky
Your the one
You make bath time
Lots of fun!
Rubber Ducky
I'm awfully fond of you!
Rubber Ducky
Joy of joy
When i squeeze you you make noise
That your mine
Rubber Ducky
Your my very best friend
Its true
Every Day
When I make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella whos
Cute and yella
And chubby
Rubba dub dubby!
Rubber Ducky
Your so fine
And im lucky that your mine
Rubber ducky im awfully fond of you
Every Day
When I make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella whos
Cute and yella
And chubby
Rubba dub dubby!
Rubber ducky your so fine
And im lucky that your mine
Rubber ducky im awfully fond of
Rubber ducky im awfully foooond
Of you!
Rubber Ducky
Your the one
You make bath time
Lots of fun!
Rubber Ducky
I'm awfully fond of you!
Rubber Ducky
Joy of joy
When i squeeze you you make noise
That your mine
Rubber Ducky
Your my very best friend
Its true
Every Day
When I make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella whos
Cute and yella
And chubby
Rubba dub dubby!
Rubber Ducky
Your so fine
And im lucky that your mine
Rubber ducky im awfully fond of you
Every Day
When I make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella whos
Cute and yella
And chubby
Rubba dub dubby!
Rubber ducky your so fine
And im lucky that your mine
Rubber ducky im awfully fond of
Rubber ducky im awfully foooond
Of you!
Orlando Bloom*
Your the one
You make bath time
Lots of fun!
Orlando Bloom
I'm awfully fond of you!
Orlando Bloom
Joy of joy
When i squeeze you you make noise
That your mine
Orlando Bloom
Your my very best friend
Its true
Every Day
When I make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella whos
Cute and yella
And chubby
Rubba dub dubby!
Orlando Bloom
Your so fine
And im lucky that your mine
Orlando Bloom im awfully fond of you
Every Day
When I make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella whos
Cute and yella
And chubby
Rubba dub dubby!
Orlando Bloom your so fine
And im lucky that your mine
Orlando Bloom im awfully fond of
Orlando Bloom im awfully foooond
Of you!
*Orlando Bloom replaced the name ''rubber ducky ''
Your the one
You make bath time
Lots of fun!
Orlando Bloom
I'm awfully fond of you!
Orlando Bloom
Joy of joy
When i squeeze you you make noise
That your mine
Orlando Bloom
Your my very best friend
Its true
Every Day
When I make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella whos
Cute and yella
And chubby
Rubba dub dubby!
Orlando Bloom
Your so fine
And im lucky that your mine
Orlando Bloom im awfully fond of you
Every Day
When I make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella whos
Cute and yella
And chubby
Rubba dub dubby!
Orlando Bloom your so fine
And im lucky that your mine
Orlando Bloom im awfully fond of
Orlando Bloom im awfully foooond
Of you!
*Orlando Bloom replaced the name ''rubber ducky ''
by taylor cullen March 27, 2009
When you lovingly slingshot a used condom at your woman like a rubber band and she gets out of the way just in time.
Can also be used to describe a close call situation.
Can also be used to describe a close call situation.
Situation 1:
"She said she gave me the drip."
"Seriously dude? Did you get checked out?"
"Yeah, doctor said I was clean."
"Dang dude, talk about a rubber ducky."
Situation 2:
"Dude, you almost hit that car!"
"Yeah dude, it was definitely a rubber ducky."
"She said she gave me the drip."
"Seriously dude? Did you get checked out?"
"Yeah, doctor said I was clean."
"Dang dude, talk about a rubber ducky."
Situation 2:
"Dude, you almost hit that car!"
"Yeah dude, it was definitely a rubber ducky."
by T Flow January 17, 2007
when a guy and a girl squeeze in between the mattresses and get stuck with dick up the backdoor. it gives the girl a sensation of push.
by Dick Mccock January 3, 2015
when two are having sex, one shits under water and the poo floats to the top like a submerged rubber duck toy.
by matt donaghue June 4, 2008
by Kyle and Glenn January 20, 2009
The ultimate of the decoy’s. Not quite immoral in looks, however possibly in age, but this factor is eliminated by their looks. A female between the grades of 8-10. Prime age is 13 or 14.
by Duck Hunter Society of Ayr October 11, 2007
a fun game played in the bathtub in which a woman playfully tries to grab the man's scroat as he bobs it up and down in the water like a rubber ducky.
by sweetpea82 July 31, 2009