Top Definition
When trumpeting farts precedes the arrival of a bowel movement as in a royal procession.
friend: that was a lot of noise and fanfare in the bathroom.
you: yeah, i had a royal poop.
friend: what?!
you: i made a huge fart which sounded like trumpets announcing the arrival of my royal poop. HAHA!
friend: oh, sorry i asked >.<
by tripleneo January 23, 2013

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