The DOC aka Dump Of Champions. This is the dump to trump all dumps. The dump that gets held in for hours only to be released with class, dignity, and style.
TheMatador - Dude, my stomach was pounding all day at work and I couldn't do anything about it
Preki - What did you do?
TheMatador - took a Roy Halladay Dump when I got home.
Preki - Wicked!