"The Roughy Rough and Tough Spaceship soars to all the planets in five minutes each. It can ruin any crater in it's path. It can take samples of the air, and 5,000 people can fit in it. It can also capture the Martians and aliens. It can go to heaven and steal the clouds. It can go to "Planet X" and "The Monkey Planet" with insane monkeys. The monkeys and "Monkey Planet" travel to Earth and get all the bananas in the world."
Is from a newspaper article and was posted on the Gamefaqs Message Board LUE