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Pull a Jason Rothenberg 

To constantly bait your audience, so you wont be homeless, then eventually letting them down to the point 60% of them leave.
Jason: ‘leaks a bellarke picture two days before the finale thats of them hugging and acting intimately’

The Day after the Finale: Oh yeah, thejr just non romantic best friend soulmates...

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Jason Rothenberg

A silly ass bitch who needs to choke on his 1” dick
Man, fuck Jason Rothenberg, he’s such a little bitch

Jason Rothenberg

Jason Rothenberg is an American television producer and writer, known for his work on The CW television series shit100 and Body Politic. A rat who killed Lexa.
Jason Rothenberg is an American television producer and writer, known for his work on The CW television series shit100 and Body Politic. A rat who killed Lexa.
Jason Rothenberg by secretsourse August 29, 2017

Rothlesbergered 

As in Ben Rothlesberger, to be raped or forcefully sexually penetrated.
Man looking at paycheck: damn gov't Rothlesbergered me again, took another $20 out of my pay.
Or
Prisoner 1 at cafeteria: Give me your fruit cup punk or I will Rothlesberger the hell out yo' ass in the shower.

Prisoner 2: awright den.
Rothlesbergered by Farrbio1225 March 11, 2010

Ratzenberger Theory of Neuro-natural Selection 

Also called 'The Buffalo Theory' is a hypothesis by Dr. John Deszo Ratzenberger who believed that by imbibing certain amounts of alcohol, an individual could increase their intelligence. Specific areas of study included problem solving, memory, and imagination.
Dr. John Deszo Ratzenberger, explains his theory to his colleague Dr. George Robert Wendt"
"...you see, (Dr. Wendt), it's (the Ratzenberger Theory of Neuro-natural Selection) like this: A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That, Wendt, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

Crothenberg 

An hallucinogenic drug that derives from the middle east, especially in the Israeli and Jordanian Negev Desert, but has started to gain popularity in United States, especially in regions like California, and the South and North East. Its effects have frequently been described as being like that of marijuana, with a strong hallucinogenic twist which can lead to very dangerous side effects. The drug is notorious for having killed Ronald Reagan, Jimmy Hendrix, Elvis Presley, and many other popular sensations.
"Hey man, wanna go shoot up some crothenberg today?"
Crothenberg by Jakey Croth August 19, 2011

ira rosenberg 

A feminine male who gets beat up by 5foot tall girls.
Jeez.. matt is such an ira rosenberg!.. steph bitches him around completely
ira rosenberg by rdevil October 6, 2004