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Someone who cannot get bitches for the love of god.
(Except for that one friend that they have)

No matter what they will never get bitches, but they don’t need it because they’re a bad bitch and they should be focused on fighting off their bullies.
Person 1: There’s this kid in my class, his name is Noah.
Person 2: OMG he’s such a rosenthal.
Person 3: He beat the shit out of me.

Rosenthal'd 

The act of destroying hydraulics, springs, or other normally comfort inducing parts of an office or desk chair. It could also loosely be defined as demolishing any furniture due to one's girth.
Damn dude, you just Rosenthal'd the fuck out of this chair!
Rosenthal'd by Darth Vedder October 28, 2010

Brian Rosenthal 

(n.) Actor/Student/Human. Starred in A Very Potter Musical as Professor Quirrell and in A Very Potter Sequel as Seamus Finnigan, James Potter, and Past Ron. The epitome of supermegafoxyawesomehotness.
1. Brian Rosenthal is definitely the cutest Starkid.
2. I want to marry Brian Rosenthal.

Brian Rosenthal 

Widely known for playing Professor Quirrell in A Very Pooter Musical(AVPM) and Seamus Finnigan in A Very Potter Sequel (AVPS). He is very awkward but very sexy. Has an amazing voice.
Friend #1: I am going to marry Brian Rosenthal one day.

Friend #2: No I am, you look better with Joe Walker anyways.

Friend #1: Fine
Brian Rosenthal by starkidgeek November 13, 2010

Tom Rosenthal 

Tom Rosenthal by meistheone September 9, 2021

Jagger Rosenthal

A friggin guy whomst considers himself a master comedian, nothing can make this immature delinquent. his comedic prowess consists of random images coupled with similarly random text, making according to Jagger as completely and utterly hilarious.
"DUDE LOOK AT THIS FUNNY MEME OF A LOW QUALITY HONDA CIVIC THAT SAYS BREAST MILK", Dude, don't be such a Jagger Rosenthal