An idiot who clearly was dropped on his head as a child. He was kicked out of England after trying to roast the locals, so he traveled to Afghanistan for a easier target and an endless supply of weed. Rory Stewart is pro-dragging animals across the desert, and pro-Westerners know best. He refuses to comply with governments that know better than he does. Slightly similar to Hitler and Stalin, he definitely has a superiority complex. He would have a much different status as a women, and is the after of meth if Eddie Redmayne is the before.
by rorystewarthater April 20, 2017
God among men. Rory has flown across several countries including: Iraq, Iran, India, Nepal and Afghanistan. He eats trees for breakfast, but it so awesome that he plants them right after. He plants trees such as Deodar, a name which I've never heard of in my life. Rory, you are bad-ass, you are strength and might; YOU ARE THE CONQUERER OF WORLDS, THE VANQUISHER OF WAR AND HUNGER: YOU ARE IRONMAN!
by Professor Catface Meowmers December 28, 2009