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A Rootbeer lover on the Rootbeer quest, which involves going into diners and fighting with Obnoxious Waiters and Waitresses who believe Rootbeer is just another soft drink.
Obnoxious Waitress: I'm sorry but we don't have an Rootbeer, but we have Coke.
Awesome Rootbeerian: Are you kidding me? I'm a Rootbeerian! Coke is not even remotely similar to Rootbeer!
by Rootbeer Comedy on tumblr May 29, 2010