A Rootbeer lover on the Rootbeer quest, which involves going into diners and fighting with Obnoxious Waiters and Waitresses who believe Rootbeer is just another soft drink.
Obnoxious Waitress: I'm sorry but we don't have an Rootbeer, but we have Coke.
Awesome Rootbeerian: Are you kidding me? I'm a Rootbeerian! Coke is not even remotely similar to Rootbeer!