Top Definition
The act involving a middle aged man that asks children if they want round shaped candies. After he lures the children he has them swallow the pill and then takes a handkrank and widens the victims asshole and pushes his fist into the victims asshole and makes the victim suck on his fingers,then the victim vomits on his hand then the middle aged man repenatrates his fist in the victims asshole and repeats.
Guy1 Yo dude did you hear that your grandfather Ronald Raeganed 3 kids last week.

Guy 2 Wow what a Pro.
Guy 2 What kind of handkrank did he use.
Guy 1 IDk. Maybe a Maxwell
by Psheedy1697 February 10, 2012

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt