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Beginning with the "Roman Battle Helmet", you then proceed to get a boner and start pissing, making it look like an elephant.
18th Century Hooker: Hey, I commend you on that Roman Elephant you gave me last night.

Hollywood: Yeah, at first it was a roman battle helmet, but then i got a boner and started peeing.
by Thomas Corden November 10, 2006