A boy who dumps a girl he loves after a year for a blond idiot who is all over every other guy in the school. Rolfs mostly love physical attention, and will freaking get resentful if a girl doesnt love him back. He self-loathes and is a drama-queen.
Mostly related to red heads, and soulmates are most often named Anna.
Mostly related to red heads, and soulmates are most often named Anna.
He's such a Rolf.
by Mmisssssssss April 3, 2009
Rock Golf, a game that is played with a box spiggler which is hurled from the spangly dangler. Upon hurlation of the box spiggler, one proceeds to hit it with either a spiffler or a tobbler. There are not set courses on which to play you can play it anywhere! There are 21 holes that must be played. The turn order is determined by a tournament of rock/paper/scissors. the winner goes first. at the beginning of the game after the R/P/S tourney there is a mandatory cigarette break. Halfway through, either hole 10 or 11, there is also another cigarette break and the order is determined again by a R/P/S tourney. Gameplay continues until all 21 holes are played
by the rolfer September 6, 2006
An alternate acronym that means "Rolling over Large Feces". ROLF is a much stronger version of the acronym "ROFL". If something is so funny, you would roll over large feces.
Online Convo
Al: I got fingered in the butt by a homeless man today
(5 minutes later)
Al: ...you there?
Amanda: LOL That was so funny I had to go ROLF!!!!
Al: I got fingered in the butt by a homeless man today
(5 minutes later)
Al: ...you there?
Amanda: LOL That was so funny I had to go ROLF!!!!
by (__Al__) January 27, 2011
Rolf Jacob Sartorius
person 1 - Rolf's so annoying!
person 2 - ikr he's just a Cameron wanna be w no eyebrows, no talent, elf ears, and he's only famous for making lip sync videos!
person 2 - ikr he's just a Cameron wanna be w no eyebrows, no talent, elf ears, and he's only famous for making lip sync videos!
by Rolf sartorius July 1, 2016
by simppa turnipsi February 28, 2006
by sen30000 August 22, 2011
I ROLFed an entire large pizza.
I went ROLFing with some friends, and our waitress was attractive.
I ROLFed after eating that massive portion of food.
I went ROLFing with some friends, and our waitress was attractive.
I ROLFed after eating that massive portion of food.
by Brian August 29, 2004