one look at this fucking pile of shit and you will want to drink a large bucket full of bleach and question god's existence for creating this fucking rat, commonly referred to as rolf or more popularly, jacob saggytits.
person 1: omg! Wanna watch this video of rolf sartorius with me?
person 2: sure, ill bring my bleach!
person 2: sure, ill bring my bleach!
by fuckingpieceoftrash June 17, 2016
A young ugly untalented fboy who is only loved for his ugly looks, and somehow got famous off of musically. This boy lost his talent and eyebrows.
Nickname - Jacob Clitoris
Nickname - Jacob Clitoris
Rolf Sartorius is terrible!
by A REAL Savageeee July 25, 2016