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When you sneak away from your significant other to defecate, unbeknownst to them.
"Yo dude, my girl called saying her guest toilet was disgusting"
"I didn't use her toilet man you took a rogue dump when she was changing after the bars"
by rusty p. shackleford January 25, 2014
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