roflsarcophogus 

you laugh so hard that you cover yourself in oils and die

"Look at the face on her"

"roflsarcophogus"

roflsarcophogus by eoghan is great June 28, 2006

rodshark 

a girl who drags her teeth on the penis during oral sex

"Ouch! Dang, baby! Watch the teeth! You're a real rodshark!"

rodshark by Darryl X. February 27, 2007

roflsnork 

Combination of the abbreviation for, rolling on the floor laughing, and the "snork" sound, Tim Conway made during a skit on the Carol Burnett Show, mimicking two Siamese elephants joined at the Trunk , when attempting to Trumpet.

Used as an exclamation reply to something funny in text or chat:

Person A) "The first time I got a universal remote, I thought to myself, this changes everything."
Person B) "roflsnork!"

roflsnork by Icova Rook March 11, 2017

roboshark16

a piece of shit but a badass fuck who is a great friend and he is also gay as FUCK!!!!

he roboshark16 wtf how dare you im not that good

roboshark16 by Resignedtree3 June 5, 2018

roflshart 

Verb.

1. A rather unfortunate occurrence whereby someone is rolling on the floor laughing so hard that the exertion causes them to break wind, which, by a cruel twist of fate is not all gaseous in its nature.

2. A very quick way to stop getting invited to a variety of social gatherings.

E.g. "I haven't been invited to anything since I roflsharted at Jim's funeral."

roflshart by Dangerz August 1, 2017

Roflhawk 

A term similar to "Roflcopter" decipting the hawk VTOL aircraft from Halo Wars, but funnier, with a T- bagging spartan sitting on top and a catapult that shoots lolcats.

"OMG tha roflhawk iz owning mai base!!"

Roflhawk by mAstuur ch33f December 10, 2009

Roflshank 

A joke usually said when pretending to shank someone with an unusual object.

"I will roflshank you with this plastic fork"!

Roflshank by obese dragonfly September 3, 2009