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mega roehl 

The cleavage of two fat rolls (roehls) often mistaken for the vagina when having intercourse with an overweight female (fat girl). In situations where the female has one or more mega roehls, the best way to avoid the mega roehl is to throw flour on her and find the wet spot. Although mega roehls have a fair amount of moisture, frumunda, and stank, it is usually sealed by the exterior Mega roehl (mega roll). Therefore, the odds increase the vagina will be the most distinguishable wet spot. If you're lucky or experienced at hogging.
It felt so good until I realized I was fucking in between her fat rolls and not her actual pussy. Beware the Mega Roehl!
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Roehampton 

An area of Greater London in which students and mongs reside together in almost perfect harmony. They share many things including housing blocks, co-op, premiere and unreliable public transport.

Some unfortunate Roehampton estate dwellers can't even order pizza to their own homes due to the delivery persons fears of what may happen in the short time they are down in the ghetto.

Students fear for their lives daily whilst walking through the fiery depths of Danebury Avenue.
Aside from this Roehampton is a nice place to be... on campus.
Roehampton is terrifing.
Roehampton by Roehampton mong. January 2, 2011
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A guy that is usually quiet and doesn't seem to do much the first time you meet him, but is actually very sharp and cunning(and usually cooler than normal people). You have to meet this guy when he's high.
I bumped into a rehlan yesterday. He was fuckin amazing at the bar. He even smooched the hot bartender chick and the best part was that he wasnt even drunk
rehlan by Post-Party Cleaner June 24, 2014
A Roeland is an amazing and very funny person, if you get the pleasure of knowing one, treat them well because they deserve it :D
"hey bro i was hanging with Roeland after school yesterday!"
- Oh i love that guy! he always makes me laugh
Roeland by Manon_maes January 15, 2021
He is the best and strongest man ever he is just awesome and very very sexy. There is no one as skilled and talented in anything as Roeland.
He is so good in everything he is so Roeland.
Roeland by Klaas kaas April 24, 2018
The best, strongest, most awsome and sexy man ever.
He is highly skilled in everything especialy in games.
He is the coolest and most laidback motherfucker you will ever meet.
He is so cool he must be a Roeland

This person is so skilled his name is defenately Roeland
Roeland by Klaas kaas April 24, 2018
Roeland is the name of someone who's powerful. Either in words or in any physical language.
I wish my boyfriend was named Roeland...