a common creature with pale clamy skin, tomestone teeth and the fragrence of cornish pasties. with infested genitals from laying scagheads off the bronx. his local tavern is the ancaster, where he injoys getting scagged up with his bird and her chums. then straight back to hers to watch her fall asleep.
by gueffo March 24, 2005
Did you hear Misty. Talk about Shattering Rodents.
That concert last night was definitely Shattering Rodents.
That concert last night was definitely Shattering Rodents.
by Van-GuarD August 21, 2008
The unintended, slight protrusion of stool from the rectum when a bowel movement is pending and no restroom is readily available.
Chad: Man, do I gotta take a crap!
Ken: Really bad?
Chad: Uh yeah. I'm having a rodent nose!
Ken: Jeez!
Ken: Really bad?
Chad: Uh yeah. I'm having a rodent nose!
Ken: Jeez!
by Merkhead August 24, 2013
A game in which two men drown a hamster in their cum, then stick the hamster up one another's anus. Whoever can engulf the entire hamster first wins. The loser is left with a case of blue balls.
by Twentylynx July 23, 2018
A word meant to describe a beautiful human being. Word first used in context by the internet sensation Hoodielicious himself.
"Send nudes you disgusting rodent"
by untag February 18, 2015
A hand job where the person treats the genatalia like it is a small rodent it is afraid to hurt, or trying to calm down. The result is usually a mutual awkwardness for both parties or possibally a lawlrection.
guy one "dude i heard that chick jerked you off!"
guy two "no it was more like she was petting a scared rodent to calm it"
guy one "oh you mean a rodent job?"
guy two "no it was more like she was petting a scared rodent to calm it"
guy one "oh you mean a rodent job?"
by An Outstanding Citizen February 2, 2010
A synonym for punk-pop star Avril Lavigne, derived from her perpetually pissed-off demeanor, posturing, and facial expressions. Can also be used to describe any teenaged girl with similar attributes.
Avril Lavigne is an angry rodent.
by Sean Wilkinson January 28, 2003