Top Definition
The act of punching an annoying person until one's hand breaks, then using said broken hand to rub one out in a celebratory fashion
Man: Had a top night last. Bumped in to that annoying prick Appollo Creed, dashed his brains out that went home to perform Rocky Balboa's Victory Dance with Match of the Day on!
by Heavy D Birmingham July 26, 2013

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