Engaging in sexual intercourse with a female over the height of 6-foot and a minimum weight of 250 lbs. while being anally penetrated by a football player with a minimum penis size of 16-inches. A strange example of menage-a-trois first performed in a University of Tennessee dormitory.
"Hey Jared! I pulled off the greatest Rockoff Relay last night with two of New York's greatest stars, Jonathan Vilma and Rebecca Lobo. Boy am I sore, but it was so worth it!"