Rock Skipper Share definition Flag When at a water park a very large woman comes out of the slide and skids across the water due to momentum. Guy 1: damn, did you see that fat bitch skip. Guy 2: word, it's called a rock skipper Rock Skipper by CO420 July 20, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Rock Skipper mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch