British dude who got famous for his interpretation of Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, and got even more famous after playing the role of Edward Cullen on the movie Twilight. Adored by millions of stupid fans,who blindly think he is gorgeous, not realizing that his flat face really look's like he was hit by a big, hard, flat plank when he was little, leaving him hideous for the rest of his life. He doesn't give a shit about what his fans think about him and likes to drink and get hung over.
fan 1: Oh look there is Robbert Pattinson!
fan 2: OMG he is so gorgeous! Hey Robert! sign us an autograph!
Robert Pattinson: stupid fans... why can't they go get a life and leave me be?
Some really overrated actor who is best known for his work as Edward Cullen in the film Twishi-uh I mean Twilight....
He is known to people (when I say people, I mean fangirls and tabloids) sometimes as R-Pattz.
He actually first made his big debut playing Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, and I have to say he was actually good then (this was BEFORE the twilight fangirls and Kristen Stewart came.)
There are some aspects of him which I do like, however, in that he starred in harry potter and (surprisingly) he hates twilight!!
Fangirls absolutely adore him and think he is the fittest man on earth and that he is going to be their husband- no chance there! Those people are idiots. If they are your friends, for the love of God, please stick a Harry Potter book under their nose and force them to watch the Harry Potter films over and over again, this'll show them some sense.
Person 1: Oh Ma gawd Edward Cullen is FIT!
Person 2: You mean Cedric Diggory?
Person 1: NAOOOO EDWARD CULLEENNNNNN! HE'S GUNNA BE MA HUBBY INNIT?!
(Person 2 shows GOF to Person 1)
Person 1: Wow, I must say, Robert Pattinson is more appealing in the Goblet of Fire than in the Twilight saga. Cedric Diggory is a much braver character than Robert Pattinson's other alter-ego, Edward Cullen.
Ugly. NO, he is NOT sex on leg/sex bomb/sex god/ hot. No, he's not you boyfriend. If you want him to be, you are sick in the head. All of his fangirls
should lock themselves inside in their total shame of ever having looked upon him with anything less than homicidal disgust. Here is a list of thing terminally wrong with Bobby Boy:
1. His hair: OH MY GOD! THEY DYED ELVIS RED!
2. His forehead: his head must have imploded from lack of a brain. He looks so Cro-Magnon, it’s unholy.
3. His eyebrows: Who stuck mice to his face? And this begs the question; why did he let them . . . . . ?
4. his nose: *shudders*
5. His lips: SOMEone went a li’l crazy with the fuchsia lipstick . . . . .
6. His voice: SHOOT THE BASTARD!
7. His sideburns: If I have to say anything else on this subject, I will puke.
8. His neck: well, some people have chicken legs, I suppose I chicken neck isn’t entirely out of the question. . . . . .
9. His body: MY EYES! MY EYES! HE PUT THE PUT THE HURTING ON MY EYES!!!!! IT BURNS US!! This level of hidiousity would kill any vampire fasted than you can say ensanguinated, let alone any normal human being.
10. His arms: Are. Hairy.
11. His, ahem, package: it’s iddy biddy, I mean, with an ego that size, something has to suffer.
12. HAIRY LEGS! Nuff said.
13. Big feet: see number eleven.
14. he doesn’t wash. At. All. He’s slowing down production of new moon.
15. His Ego: No one that Skreeulelik (screamingly ugly)...
An actor who is idolized by some teen aged girls and thought to be a revolting and gay guy who never bathes by the rest of the world.
He was fairly good as Cedric in Harry Potter, but rather creepy and ugly as Edward in Twilight.
girl: Robert Pattinson is sooooooooooooo hot! omg omg!
boy: Robert Pattinson is the mopst horrible fagot I have ever seen!he ruined my entire life!
me: get a life both of u
Robert Pattinson thats in harry potter and twilight (playing a vampire)
Robert Pattinson did a wonderful acting job playing Cedric Diggory in "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire", but lost copious amounts of respect when he gained the role of Edward Cullen in the "Twilight" series.
He is mildly attractive, but the raging fangirls bring his hotness level from a 9 to a 4.
Girl 1: OMG Robert Pattinson is sooo hot!
Girl 2: Yeah, he did a great job in Harry Potter!
Girl 1: You mean in Twilight?
Girl 2: ....no.
A British-born actor, singer, musician, composer and former youth model. Despite backlash of Twilight haters, actually rather a talented bloke, and a refreshing change of "teen idol" from the prettyboy jock types not everybody dies for; laid-back, a little strange, and lacking highlights in his hair and bronzer on his face. Despite being given "beautiful" as his sole character trait in the Twilight books, managed to bring Edward Cullen to life. Very much coveted by his legions of fans, in a very frightening way.
Random person: "That actor over there is Robert Pattinson."
Me: "I'm afraid for his life."
Random person: "Why?"
*Pattinson is mobbed. Not by me.*
Random person: "Oh."
A gay, ugly, stupid actor!!
Did you see that guy? He looks soo gay!! He is so robert-pattinson like!! lol