Robert Walpole is best known as the first Prime Minister of Great Britain. However, he also can be attributed to multiple accomplishments such as the invention of the dildo, the coining of the term "mangina" and the publishing of his best-selling novel, 101 Ways to Fuck a Copy Machine.
Guy 1: Yo, man, I don't know what to do. I want to study for the big World History test, tonight, but I also want to fuck a copy machine.
Guy 2: Dude, two words. Robert Walpole.