Roadmen

Ignorant illegitimate single-parent chavs from council estates who grew up watching Sacha Baron Cohen doing his comedy character "Ali G" but were so stupid they thought it was an instruction manual in how to be considered "cool" rather than a parody and piss-take of them lol

"Dat Roadman/Roadmen cool innit fam/blud/bro/homes" etc etc etc ad nauseam.

by Roadmen innit fam/blud/homes July 18, 2022

Roadmen

Dumb guys who go out in a ugly jacket and are homeless that's why the act tough and ask money they speak wird because they are very low iq people and they don't go to to school cause they can't aford them

I'm a roadmen aka dumb guy

by Johnyboy777 January 27, 2022

Roadmen

Roadmen: referring to more than one
Roadman: referring to one person
Men who wear a dark colour masked, vapes, smokes, use slang 24/7 and act big (they use the term ‘big man’ a lot).

You: “Ay man, I’m gonna become roadmen.”
Your mother: “Pack your things and get out of my house.”

by irvmsa May 22, 2022

Roadmen

Roadmen scientifically known as Homo-roadmantus are a species of British people age 10-18 often confused for the less evolved Chav;
found on their bikes outside a McDonald's, KFC, children park or their local convenience store they often reside in social house as part of their gang territory, their language is a mix of English, Jamaican Patois, Arabic and many more.

Roadman 1:wagwan my g

Roadman 2:wagwan my drilla

Roadman 1:you man gonna be out on these ends for for some Leng gals or you gonna sell some 3-0-5
Roadmen 2:ay fam you know me I'm gonna chat up some Peng girls with bare bunda you know
Roadman 1:nice one my g man like me gonna go out on the ends make me some P's buld
Roadman 2:alight say nuthing fam safe my g
Roadman 1: safe

by AlexCantStopNow April 4, 2022

Roadmen

Basically a fucking weird cult with eboys but in the United Kingdom they where Adias everywhere and hang out against fast food places. Always wearing a Gucci cap, pls watch out as they are retarded and dipshits.

Person 1- Look at that shady bitch
Person 2- He's a obviously a roadman or in a cult of roadmen

by nottasmartass November 13, 2019

Roadmen

Roadmen(Plural) are southern people usually from Greater London who wish they were northerners

Fucking roadmen, wannabe northers

by rattlesnake7501 October 9, 2020

Gaggle of roadmen

A group of teenagers normally dressed in clothes bought from JJB. They can normally be found hanging around children's playgrounds just after dark.

I was gonna go chill on the park but a gaggle of roadmen came.

by Frikkieg September 7, 2021