Sunbather 2 - "I know, it would be more bearable but he as such a riverdick."
Person 1 - "Look at that guy acting like he's all that."
Person 2 - "I know, i bet he's got a right riverdick!"
Person 1 - "These shoe's don't fit."
Person 2 - "Are they rivershoe's?"
Guy: No worries, just a case of the river dick. Ill go shower if you want..
Girl: Na i kinda like it...
Guy: Well - ok then...continue.