River Monkey 

A poker player who pays you off just the amount you want, just to see the river card - and of course - to hit his flush or straight, against the odds you gave him.

Keep paying me off at over price, river monkey.. cant believe you a paid pot size bet with your 9 high flush, you f***ng retard!! (Tilt)

River Monkey by Vinzer April 4, 2010

river monkey 

an but fucking wetback

i kiked that river monkeys ass

river monkey by allan immell March 11, 2005

Line Rider Monkey Worm

A parasitic worm that eats one's brain and makes them only want to play Line Rider when one has played too much 'Line Rider'. Is not literal.

If you don't stop playing Line Rider you're going to get line rider monkey worms in your brain and all you're going to be able to do is play Line Rider.

Line Rider Monkey Worm by DarkfireLovesHetalia November 21, 2010