M.C. Ritual

a ritual in which a couple will fight, break up, cry, and get back together (usually for the sex), to repeat the ritual on a 2-3 month basis.

Mary and Corwin are the sketchy couple in the class that is very affectionate with each other. at a party, Corwin will go off with his friends and Mary will get angry at him. as revenge she will text her best friend Alexandra and refuse to talk to Corwin all night. either that night or the morning after they will break up, for 24 hours, and get back together for the sex. the actual ritual part of it is the fact that this has happened before and it will probably happen a few more times in the future. the follwing ritual was an M.C. Ritual

by Darwin Mariner Ford March 4, 2008

SUPERCUNT RITUAL

Wife or girlfriend who feels the need to act like an OVERSIZED CUNT (asshole acting for an extended period of time). goes WAY beyond the "RAGTIME" (beware)

That fucking whore just won't let up with "the" SUPERCUNT RITUAL. Go to a corner and bleed out; bitch!!!

by "the" BLACK SATAN May 5, 2020

Shrekism Ritual

The only way, to keep Farquism away.

Go outside where cement is, grab a peice of chalk, draw a circle, and put a pencil in the middle.
Repeat these words 70 times:

¨Shrek is love, Shrek is life.¨

And all Farquism is gone.

Steven: I just did the Shrekism Ritual last night!

by IhopeIdrinkwater May 1, 2022

Ritual Sudoku

To forfeit, concede to whatever you may be doing, cause you do not like it to begin with.

"I can't finish this puzzle! That's it, I am Commiting Ritual Sudoku"

"What are you doing?"
- "Commiting Ritual Sudoku"

"Why?"
- "Just cannot take it anymore, I hate this thing"

by Athing1201 March 23, 2015

ancient ritual

its when your having sex with an elderly woman then you shove her walking stick as far up her anal cavity ass possible

i gave the old lady an ancient ritual last night.

by charles gutierrez April 27, 2015

Shrek ritual

The shrek ritual is usually called Shrek is Love Shrek is Life. You may or may have not been warned about this. It’s deadly to some individuals. Welp. Idk what to say anymore. Just don’t do it

Police: u hear that
Person: ya
Police: some one did the shrek ritual

by BillyBobJoeMama October 28, 2019

Ling’s ritual

Pleasing yourself so hard, your bellend pops

I did Ling’s ritual last night, I had to have seven stitches but it was worth it.

by Edward Ling September 27, 2017