The femine counterpart of a Danger wank.
It is a form of masturbating, but in such a way that you are very likely to get caught, Increasing the thrill by trying to finish flicking ones bean before you are caught.It must be done whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your Mother,father, priest, nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael or Germaine Greere
Can be categorised as an extreme form of masturbating
I was watching sex and the city and doing other girlish thigs like painting my nails,gossiping to my pillow friends and organising my shoe collection by colour, order of preference and smell. I started to get a bit horny doing this and i started thinking of that absoulute ride off the telly, Terry Wogan and how I would love to be spit roasted by him and Parky. I started to touch my self in waht my german teacher calls die frau garten. I called down to my dad to ask him to come up to me, to have a bit of a risky flick and climax before he got here.