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v: When you rip a hard belly laugh so hard that you snort through your nose. The best ones are when you rip snort, causing someone else to crank a hard belly laugh leading to a rip snort. this can continue until someone farts or (best of all) shits her pants. Women are the best rip snorters for some unknown reason.
Matt: That was a massive rip snort.

Mike: I know, and I think your Mother just shit her pants.
by mcroson January 14, 2011
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The most horrible fart imaginable
also known as the act of ripsnorting and the actee - the ripsnorter
Oh dear lord, did you just ripsnort one on me? good god i think something crawled up your ass and died
by ripsnorterer September 13, 2009
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it can be anything you want it to be or something exagerated
"just pass me that ripsnort will you" or "its on the ripsnorter" or "man that was a ripsnorter
by likul hikky April 16, 2007
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