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v: When you rip a hard belly laugh so hard that you snort through your nose. The best ones are when you rip snort, causing someone else to crank a hard belly laugh leading to a rip snort. this can continue until someone farts or (best of all) shits her pants. Women are the best rip snorters for some unknown reason.
Matt: That was a massive rip snort.

Mike: I know, and I think your Mother just shit her pants.
Rip snort by mcroson January 16, 2011
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rip snorter 

That was a rip snorter of a piss up last night mate!
rip snorter by Sambolini January 4, 2007

rip-snorting

How a wild boar acts when he goes crazy, such as when he enters a strawberry patch or a chicken coop.
Let's have some rip-snorting good times in this piece.

Man, I got rip-snorted by that test this morning.
rip-snorting by . Anonymous . January 12, 2009

Rip snortin' red 

When something is very brightly colored red. Usually refers to someone who is very badly sun burnt.
"That idiot didn't put on any sunscreen all day and now he's rip snortin' red!"
Rip snortin' red by Uncle Bob Sagot November 17, 2011

Rip snorter 

A prestigiously loud and potent fart.
A look of embarrasment spread across his face as what he thought would be a silent fart turned into a right rip snorter.

rip snorter 

State of being highly buzzed and having a good time.
That tall chick I was talking to at the bar had a stinkin' filthy rip snorter, dude. She was offering me shots of Jager and falling off the stool and shit. I think I might be temporarily in love.
rip snorter by exitflagger April 25, 2008

ripsnorter 

Something that is excellent, or of good report. See also bottler.
"Grand Theft Auto: Vice City is a real ripsnorter of a game, isn't it?"
"Yes."
ripsnorter by Jenesis September 18, 2004