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1.
Fat bastard asshole that first "filled" the screen on the 1st series of Pop Idol. He was doing well on the sympathy vote until he coughed up a lung toward the end and droped out. Soon after the nation witnessed what a true waste of life he was on Celebrity Fit Club, where he would cry like a little faggot baby every 5 seconds because he could get a whole cow, or a swimming pool of mars bars to eat every day.

Seemingly he thinks himself as a megastar and that he should be treated as so, when in reality he is the ultimate in Z list celebrity.

Rik, your not big boned, your just fat.
AHAHAHAHA HELLO EVERYBODY!!!!! I R TEH RIK WALLAR!!!!! TODAY IM GOING TO SING MY LATEST COVER SONG!!!!!!! *coughs up lung* OH WTF!!!!! HAXED!!!! MY PERFOMANCE IS HAXED!!!!!!! I WANT COMPENSATION!!!!!!! AND A SOME MARS BARS!!!!!


3 years later....


AHAHA HELLO!!!!!!! TODAY IM ON THE NEW CHANNEL 5 SHOW WITH ALL THE REALITY SHOW REJECTS!!!!! AHAHA *hides chocolate bars and waits for everybody to go to bed* YAY!!!!!!!! *eats 3000 mars bars* IM A PRETTY BOY!!!! MOMMY LOVES ME VERY MUCH!!!!! SHAME I ATE HER!!!!!
by Fred Bloggs the 3rd July 20, 2004

Words related to Rik Waller

big boned
 
2.
A fat rotund Pop Idol star. Was not put into the "playstation" game of Pop idol, due to he would take up to much graphical space on the memory.
Erm, i dunno....
by Simon Cowell June 07, 2003
 
3.
A porkey person.often used to insult big boned people
'Ye mum'
'shut your assmouth Rik Waller!'
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by Alex James April 03, 2004