Could be used as a hangover term or just plain energy deprived...to wake up stiff and about to ask your friend to call in dead for you at your work...
well rigor morning john did you get a chance to do every drug known to man last week and forget to sleep the whole time cus you cant overcome that rigor mornin setting in on you this mornin ...
by 8lb 3oz baby jorge June 23, 2010
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The act in which a male or female breaks into a morgue, places several dead bodies in sexual positions, then proceeds to masturbate to the sight.
"I'm on my way to a rigor mortis rendevous. Perhaps tonight my victims won't be so stiff."
by suki sapperstein November 29, 2007
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Sam: Hey want to hit my Rick and Morty cart

Maddy: bro that Rick and Morty cart giving me rigor mortis
by TYRONE_THE_TURTLE69 May 31, 2022
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a stupid word nobody understands. shouldnt be on card against insanity who tf would know that whoever made it up is dumb as fuck
what the fuck is rigor mortis
by cumdumpstur November 20, 2022
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Rigor mortis is the stiffening of joints with particular attention in the hip area. This is most common in people who shoot the DTL discipline. Overtime patients with Rigor mortis also lose almost all movement of the latitude and longitude axis. Sufferers are also known to slur their words over time with particular attention paid to the word PULL.
Haha. Look at Grant over there shooting DTL. Looks like Rigor Mortis has set in. Listen to how he's saying Paaauuuuullllllll.

I don't think there's any chance of him coming back to skeet now.
by Trap=crap March 18, 2017
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Stealing highly classified top secret documents to store in your basement to only share with special leaders from authoritarian countries. Considered espionage or treason
Is it another political bunch of rigor morse to make him look even worse?
by BluWave August 13, 2022
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"sorry can't make it to the beiber gig tonight as I will be breaking Rigor!
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