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Whacko stalker who scours the internet looking for unsuspecting victims to believe his sob stories and comfort him in his "time of need."

Largely suspected not to exist at all, but to just be one of many of Ooh-lala's split personalities.
This week, Gus and Pepper are Right Wing Zen, who could it be next week?!?
by Not you March 16, 2005