Riding dirty

Riding dirty means getting caught by the police with contraband, or in urban slang, gettin caught by da po po, wid some of dat dro dro.

When the sirens went off, all i could do was floor it cuz I was riding dirty like a muafuca.

by Nokari D. January 29, 2006

Riding dirty

While most of us refer to " ridin dirty" as the act of driving an automobile with illegal contents inside such as guns or drugs, the term can also be used when referring to driving a vehicle for any period of time after shitting ones pants, most commonly after battling with a bought of diarrhea.

" dude I was sitting in road construction for 40min on my way home yesterday, I really had to fart so I let it squeak out but it ended up being a sneaky shart. I was riding dirty all the way from exit 4 to exit 12"

by Jackson Real February 01, 2021

Riding dirty

Continuing one's activities after having defecated without wiping one's anus. In other terms, not wiping yo' ass after shitting

Gangsta: Yo, man, he was riding dirty all night last night.
Homedawg: Yeah, man. That must explain why he smell like crap.

by Ward8 June 05, 2006

Riding dirty

Merely driving a car as a black person or african american

Marcus was the only one that did not volunteer a time to drive the car on our trip since he was the only African American and he did not want to get pulled over by the cops for riding dirty.

by plpblack October 07, 2016

riding dirty

Referenced to driving a vehicle with any form of illegality;

1. Driving with an expired, suspended, or revoked license; or driving without a valid license or license plates.

2. Driving a vehicle with expired tags or failed inspection.

3. Driving a stolen vehicle.

4. Driving with unregistered guns in the vehicle.

5. Driving while intoxicated or under the influence.

6. Driving with illegal drugs/controlled substances in a vehicle.

Jason: The cops arrested me yesterday because I was riding dirty.

Chris: Why?

Jason: Because I had a sack of weed in the car.

by krazykiki June 11, 2006

ride dirty

1) To roll in your car with drugs, guns, or other shit you don't want the cops to find. Usually drugs.

2) To not have taken a shower in awhile or wiped one's ass properly.

1)
"They see me rollin', they hatin', patrollin'
Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty."
(Chamillionaire - "Ridin' Dirty")

2)
Jim: "Hey, get your ass over here. There's grippa bitches. What's taking so long?"
James: "Give me 20 minutes. Gotta take a shower."
Jim: "Dude, you don't need a shower. The party's not gonna wait."
James: "No, you don't understand...it was chili con carne night and we're out of T.P. The neighbors came over to complain because they thought someone was playing the trumpet terribly while firing a machine gun."
Jim: "OOOOH yeah, good call. You really don't want to ride dirty like that."

by Nick D June 10, 2006

ride dirty

To travel in a vehicle with a felonious amount of substance

Ray-Ray, he ride dirty - homey had six ounces up in the Escalade.

by Craig Pizzle June 24, 2006