noun: self appointed lieutenant of the Bear Valley sub-station, although never has completed the necessary training to actually qualify as a sergeant, much less a lieutenant. self appointed fire chief of the Bear Valley Fire Department, although has NEVER completed any real training to qualify as the chief. Rick Stephens is a self appointed asshole who has used the tax payers money to create a kingdom of self servitude and selfishness, completed by the hiring of Timothy Bottomley as a Deputy Sheriff. Rick Stephens is a closet homosexual who hunts continually to hide his homosexual promiscuity.
I don't know why you always want to Rick Stephens me like that?
Whose turn is it to take out the Rick Stephens?
Someone flush the Rick Stephens down the toilet!!!