A universally large twat who chooses to describe particular items in such a way as to make himself appear more of a "man" to his friends.

Often seen enjoying a cock or two, he is most fond of large, firm black penises, and loves to stick them where the sun never shines.

Has also been seen participating in a bukkake session with the following:-
Michael Hunt
John Heinz Kerry
John Keinz Kerry
Dazzla
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