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My favourite mutual, the kindest most funny person to exist and you all better follow her and join her harem. She is also so unbelievably sexy and hot.

Person 1: Who is rezes.wifey?

Person 2: Rezes.wifey is the swaggiest, coolest person you will meet on TikTok with the best content as well.

Person 1: Cool😎

rezes.wifey by Imveryhot_ May 30, 2021

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rezes.wifey

Hottest bitch out there, famous tik toker with a bit of an attitude

rezes.wifey is so hot

rezes.wifey by Meow meow kitty May 30, 2021

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rezes.wifey

A person who abused their fans and calls them uncle loving sex Havers . This discover was founded when they tried to ask their followers to “debate” them over who get to edate johnny depp. After losing the debate on discord she ate johnys ass out.

rezes.wifey is why I failed my edate.
rezes.wifey makes it hard for me to speak to men.

rezes.wifey by Mytoesourares May 30, 2021

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rezes.wifey

BEEP BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP BEEP

BEEP BEEP BEEP?

rezes.wifey: yes!

rezes.wifey by anonymous May 30, 2021

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rezes.wifey

To have or leaning towards an attraction to the sandman of Hotel Translavaina. This has no known cure as of now but it’s being searched for.

I’m feeling so rezes.wifey right now

rezes.wifey by AcaciabAka May 30, 2021

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My hottest mutual ever 😎 -ranch.flavored.poptart

rezes.wifey is hot asf

rezes.wifey by ranch.flavored.poptart May 30, 2021

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rezes.wifey

A loving and caring old man. This word or name is often replaced to show an elder. In Korean we call old people different names but when it is translated to English we use the term provided.

Honey I just got off the phone with rezes.wifey and he told me to gather hentai to watch with you to build our relationship.
Honey rezes.wifey called and hes comming over to play with us.

rezes.wifey by Mytoesourares May 30, 2021

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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