A gentle, people-friendly breed of working dog originally bred in 1867 from a Yellow Labrador and a Tweed Water Spaniel, with that offspring later combined with the Irish Setter and Bloodhound. With hair color ranging from light blonde to deep red, the Golden Retriever can be most easily distinguished by its puffy tail plummage, altogether different from the thick, powerful tail of the Yellow Lab (the breed with which it is most often confused). Golden Retrievers may have a physique ranging from spindly and athletic to the familiar fat, furry beer keg with the wagging hindquarters and the green tennis ball hanging out of its mouth. They're house dogs (don't keep them in kennels!) and live an average of 10-12 years.
I made the mistake of setting down my burrito and it got snorked by my golden retriever.
by Tim Davenport September 16, 2006
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The golden retriever is a sex act unparalleled in the clutch act to prevent an undesired pregnancy. Many young gentlemen today like to have sex without condoms. Unfortunately, most have little to zero dick control. Hence, upon blowing a hot load into some hoe's snatch, the golden retriever comes about.

Specifically, it is the act of urinating in a woman's vagina after ejaculating to flush out the viscous baby juice. It is "golden" due to its efficiency as well as the color of the exiting mixure. "Retriever" due to its ability to retrieve the semen that has the potential to destroy the next 18 years of your life.
The other night Alex and Jess had a rough sex session, but alex launched his man chowder in Jess' gaping vagina. He then utilized the golden retriever to save his future.
by Dr00Pickelz April 9, 2011
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a sexual act in which the recipient of a golden shower collects a mouthful of the giver's urine and returns the favor
last time i gave my boyfriend a golden shower, he gave me a golden retriever.
by B.T.A October 8, 2007
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Usually occurs within a threesome between 2 (one being a German) men and a women, where guy 1 cums into the woman, and guy 2 (the german male) leans down to lick the cum out of her asshole to spit it back into her mouth.
"Hey man, my girl and I brought my buddy from germany to play the German Retriever."
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when u fuck a bird in the arse n pull out her insides
man that girls snatch smelt of tuna so i went round the back and accidently retrieved some meat.

wow your a real meat retriever. was she ok?
by bert n ernie March 15, 2007
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Person who has to leave the bed to go get the KY Jelly.
"I'm normally a gentleman, but the bed was so warm last night, I had to insist the she be the lubrador retriever."
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Golden Retrievers are quite possibly the best breed of dog in the world. Originally bred to retrieve waterfowl around the late 1800s, this dog has since evolved into a war dog. Golden Retrievers have seen action against the Commies, Nazis, and Al Qaeda terrorists.
I'm off to Iraq, where is my Golden Retriever?
Sarah is a war dog, she totally just ripped Ice a new one.
If you don't agree with this definition, Sarah the War Dog will rip you a new one.
by Sarah/Ice February 4, 2008
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