retirement balls

When someone working for the government or the military retires from their job and only afterward comes clean about all of the corruption and mistakes that the government makes.

"Dude, legalization is just around the corner I'm telling you! The former police chief of Seattle gave an interview and even he said that the war on drugs, especially marijuana prohibition, has been destructive, expensive, and a complete failure."
"He's got major retirement balls man. Why didn't he just say that like 5 years ago?"

by Tijani January 25, 2009

Green And Retired

Very mature men who happen to be Green and Retired. Does anything you need as long as you acknowledge the fact that they are Green and Retired....

Stranger: I need you to do something
Green and Retired man: no
Stranger: WOW YOU'RE GREEN AND RETIRED????
Green and Retired man: I'm listening babe

by TheoudorusEater July 22, 2021

retirement plan

A large caliber handgun kept by one who does not want to get old, so that he won't have to.

"What the Hell are you doing with a .50 Desert Eagle that you've never used?"

"That's just my retirement plan."

by [e-mail] March 7, 2009

retirement home

The deathbed of old people. They check in, they never check out. Before they finally draw their last breath, they are required to live a life of incredible dullness, due to health complications of old folks.

"I'm 60 years old, nothing to do here but to play checkers and eat old corn cobblers, because ham hurts my teeth and bread clogs my arteries."

Heartbeat monitor goes dead...

"Oh dang..."

by Chang Tan December 30, 2005

Retire The Sachem

When a group of triggered SJWs want to retire the Pentucket sachems mascot. Most students are against this decision, and with that being said, all the softies hate all the people who spoke against it even though we have a different opinion.

Jack wanted to retire the sachem and now everyone at Pentucket hates him.

by 8782FHM9 October 22, 2020

mentally retired

1. a more polite version of mentally retarded. when one is not born with mental deficiencies, but instead develops these traits due to ones own failings.

2. someone who has simply given up and has mentally dropped out of productive society.

That guy over there shopping in the crocks and sweat pants looks so mentally retired.

by bettydog May 30, 2012

Covid retired

An individual who decided to not work anymore after being laid off for covid19.

He retired early because it was good to not have to work. He became covid retired.

by Sidogg July 12, 2020