Retard Whisperer

Retard Whisperer...a person of 'special' talents who is able to translate illiterate posts on blogs, threads etc. The elite class of 'whisperer' can sometimes decipher a comment that is verbally submitted to them.

Ivan: "Hey Emelda, did you make any sense of Jim's post yesterday?"

Emelda: "Sorry, that shits got me baffled"

Ivan: "Looks like it's time to call in the Retard Whisperer"