Restless Steeze Syndrome (RSS) is a condition most often found in longboarders and surfers. Documented effects may include frequent mentioning of buttery slides or body motions replicating a pendy even though the effected patient has no board with them. Triggers have been claimed that ingestion of cannabis and seeing steeze footage leads to severe cases of RSS.
After his third joint Mikes RSS became so severe that he grabbed the nearest board and hit a sick coleman. His friends could tell when they saw him put his hands on the ground as if to hit a 180 frontside. Restless Steeze Syndrome (RSS) is a condition most often found in longboarders
by ButterBros August 7, 2015
a really serious disease (haha) were your legs won't stop moving when you sleep. could mean you're high or youve had to much caffeine. JUST SAY NO!
hot guy 1: man, my girl last night, she wouldn't stop movin her damn legs! she kicked me in the balls, so now theyre sore
hot guy 2: better bring her to the asylum...there's nothing more we can do for the poor high soul.
hot guy 2: better bring her to the asylum...there's nothing more we can do for the poor high soul.
by liger3000 October 7, 2004
Restless Leg Syndrome is where ones leg will not stop moving. Even when sitting.. Usually making an annoying noise to everyone around them.
by CWKlaus January 27, 2016
1. Not being able to listen to a whole song before changing it to another one.
2. Constantly changing the song being played.
2. Constantly changing the song being played.
Every time we get in the truck, Jakes' restless song syndrome keeps us from enjoying a whole song before he changes it.
by thekilleranna January 20, 2010
Abbreviated RSS, Restless Status Syndrome is a common malady experience by frequent facebook users, were they repeatedly change there status, sometimes several times a minute, clogging their friends' feed and generally pissing everyone off. It is often caused by social insecurity, excessive boredom, and people thinking they're really funny.
Wow, Hannah just changed her status like thirty times!
That's because she has Restless Status Syndrome.
That's because she has Restless Status Syndrome.
by cornmonster January 6, 2010
1. The inability to control one's penis, and, therefore fucking everything in sight. Generally it is men who are afflicted with this disease.
2. An excuse whoring men give for being unfaithful.
2. An excuse whoring men give for being unfaithful.
"Baby, it's not my fault you caught me with the Maytag repair man in a 69! It's my Restless third-leg syndrome acting up".
by BaJinxy August 23, 2007
When the affected person cannot stop tickling their rectum no matter the circumstances and is kept from sleeping or doing anything that involves staying still.
by Boe Jidon February 1, 2023