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Masturbate. Ask Craig Ferguson.
I was just in the bathroom trying to respect the turtle!
by Briana83 May 23, 2014
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A term for masturbation as coined by Craig Ferguson on the May 23rd episode of The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson.
I need some quiet time to respect the turtle.
by Big Lex May 25, 2014

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