Rescue poo Share definition Flag A poo so long that it hits the water before it leaves your arse. " i did a shit so big It looked like a rope being lowered into the water...it was a definite rescue poo " Rescue poo by Gazerath Of Nazerath October 7, 2012 0 0 Get merch Get the Rescue poo mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch