The "Reporter" (n) A Gordita combo meal from Taco Bell. Just as a firecracker has a report, so too does the Taco Bell Gordita. If you have it for lunch, the report will occur around 3 o'clock. In other words, you will have to pinch a loaf shortly after eating it. The "Report" time varies per person.
Mike enjoyed his "Reporter" at lunch, but regreted it later that afternoon.
James: Yo where's Mike? It's 3 o'clock.
Steve: I heard he had the "Reporter" for lunch. I hope he found a toilet in time.
An attractive Asian woman. Comes from the program Family Guy's Asian Reporter Trisha Takanawa.
"Look at that sweet ass reporter!"